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Angry Schneiderman
While you girlfriend (or wife) has fallen asleep after promising you a blow job yet again, you sit next to her and jerk off while she sleeps. After you nut in your hand you fling it in her face and yell “Wake up bitch!”.
Angry Popeye
When a girl is blowing a guy, he pulls out and blasts her in the eye so one eye is closed like Popeye’s, then sticks his dick back down her throat numerous times so she makes a gagging noise ‘ack-ack-ack-ack’, like Popeye.
Angry Pirate
when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.
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haha ikr i was like thaa fuckkk XD
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